25 Witty And Funny Quotes About Life

Funny Quotes About LifeWe love quotes, and we think these funny quotes about life are sure to make you laugh and brighten up your day!

Life can throw some funny curve balls our way, and it’s important to keep a good sense of humor.

So, we pulled some of the funniest quotes about life we could find together for you to be able to  laugh and enjoy!

25 Funny Inspirational Quotes About Life

1.

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

2.

“Be careful of reading health books. Some fine day, you’ll die of a misprint.” – Markus Herz

3.

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

4.

“I know God won’t give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish He didn’t trust me so much.” – Mother Teresa

5.

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” – Douglas Adams

6.

“Nothing pains some people more than having to think.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.

7.

“I’ve learned you can tell a lot about a person by the way she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.” – Maya Angelou

8.

“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.” – Jack Handey

9.

“I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde

10.

“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese

11.

“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” – Robert Frost

12.

“Many fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” – Mitch Hedberg

13.

“Age is something that does not matter, unless you are a cheese.” – Luis Bunuel

14.

“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin

15.

“If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there.” – George Harrison

16.

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” – Albert Einstein

17.

“When I hear somebody say, ‘life is hard,’ I’m tempted to ask, ‘compared to what?'” – Sydney Harris

18.

“If you are too open-minded, your brains will fall out.” – Lawrence Ferlinghetti

19.

“Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.” – Ray Kroc

20.

“If you don’t know where you’re going, you might wind up someplace else.” – Yogi Berra

21.

“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.” – Dave Barry

22.

“The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.” – Maureen Dowd

23.

“You know what I like about most people? Pets.” – Jarod Kintz

24.

“When I was your age, television was called books.” – William Goldman

25.

“If you are going to be able to look back at something and laugh about it, you might as well be able to laugh about it now.” – Marie Osmond

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